Dammit Doll – the perfect pocket sized stress relief friend

£5.45

“Whenever things don’t go so well …
And you want to hit the wall and yell.
Here’s a little dammit doll
That you cannot do without.

Just grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell, “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”

If Dammit’s not a word you say
Then twist its little neck
And grumble out repeatedly
“Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!”

And once your done abusing it
Just sit it on the shelf.
But hug it first, as I’d hug you
If I were there myself.”

Each of these Dammit Dolls is handmade, and available in a variety of colours, each comes with the little poem.   Pocket-sized they are on hand to be squeezed and cuddled afterward at any stressful time; a perfect small gift for any friend or family member.

12 in stock (can be backordered)

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“Whenever things don’t go so well …
And you want to hit the wall and yell.
Here’s a little dammit doll
That you cannot do without.

Just grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell, “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”

If Dammit’s not a word you say
Then twist its little neck
And grumble out repeatedly
“Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!”

And once you’re done abusing it
Just sit it on the shelf.
But hug it first, as I’d hug you
If I were there myself.”

Each of these Dammit Dolls is handmade, and available in a variety of colours, each comes with the little poem.   Pocket-sized they are on hand to be squeezed and cuddled afterward at any stressful time; a perfect small gift for any friend or family member.  Please let us know if you would like a particular colour, otherwise a random one will be selected and dispatched to you.

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